MicroStrategy Doubles Down: Saylor’s Bitcoin Bet Hits 555,450 BTC
Michael Saylor’s relentless Bitcoin accumulation strategy just added another chunk to MicroStrategy’s war chest—now holding over half a million BTC. The move comes as Wall Street hedgies still can’t decide whether crypto is ’digital gold’ or a glorified Ponzi scheme.
No fancy derivatives here—just cold, hard satoshis stacking up on the balance sheet. While traditional finance scrambles to tokenize everything from real estate to rare Pokémon cards, Saylor keeps it simple: buy, hold, repeat.
At this rate, MicroStrategy might need to rebrand as ’MicroSatoshi’ by 2026. Meanwhile, gold bugs watch helplessly as their shiny rock gets digitally disrupted—one block at a time.