Tesla Board Shuts Down WSJ Rumors: ’Elon Musk Isn’t Going Anywhere’
Wall Street Journal’s ’scoop’ about Tesla hunting for a new CEO just got roadkill-ed by reality. The company’s board slammed the report as ’wildly inaccurate’—because apparently even billion-dollar media outfits get it wrong sometimes.
Musk stays. Drama continues. Stock dips anyway—because when has the market ever needed facts to panic?
Meanwhile in Palo Alto: another day, another distraction from Tesla’s real challenge—delivering that robo-taxi utopia before the cash burn rate hits escape velocity.