As Dow Hits ATH Again, Bitcoin & Crypto Stocks Lag Behind Market Rally

Crypto left in the dust as traditional markets soar
While the Dow Jones celebrates another all-time high, digital assets sulk in the corner like Wall Street's rebellious stepchild. Bitcoin and crypto-related stocks missed the memo on the November 2025 market rebound, trading sideways while legacy indices partied.
The great decoupling—or just another tantrum?
Market analysts shrug at the divergence—after all, crypto never liked following traditional market patterns anyway. 'When stocks zig, crypto zags... or just collapses spectacularly,' quipped one hedge fund manager between sips of his $28 artisanal cold brew.
Meanwhile, crypto bros insist this is just the calm before the storm. Their price prediction models (read: dartboards) still show six-figure Bitcoin targets by Christmas—right next to their NFT portfolio's 'temporary' 98% losses.