🚀 Crypto Market Explodes: Trump Approves 401(k) Bitcoin & ETH Hits $3,900 | LIVE Aug 8, 2025
Wall Street meets crypto anarchy—again. The SEC just got sidelined as Washington rubber-stamps retirement bets on digital assets. Ethereum punches past $3,900 while TradFi brokers scramble to rebrand their 'risky gamble' as a 'strategic allocation.' Here's the damage so far:
Policy Whiplash: The same politicians who called crypto a scam in 2022 now court crypto voters with 401(k) reforms. Pension funds quietly dump treasury bonds.
ETH's Silent Rally: No fireworks, just relentless upward pressure as institutional staking demand outpaces supply. Critics still mutter about gas fees.
The Cynic's Corner: Goldman Sachs announces 24/7 crypto trading desks—just as retail FOMO peaks. History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes.