At 79, Trump Flaunts Billion-Dollar Crypto Holdings & a $45M Extravaganza
Love him or loathe him, the man knows how to make headlines—and now he''s doing it with digital assets.
From Mar-a-Lago to Mooning Tokens
While most septuagenarians are content with golf and early bird specials, Trump''s celebrating his 79th with a crypto portfolio thicker than a steak at one of his resorts—and a parade costing more than some countries'' GDPs.
The $45M Question
That parade budget could''ve bought 1,500 Bitcoin at current prices. Instead, it bought fireworks, marching bands, and probably a gold-plated golf cart. Priorities, right?
Crypto’s Unlikeliest Whale
His billions in digital holdings prove even political dinosaurs can evolve—or at least hire advisors who understand blockchain. Meanwhile, the SEC still can’t decide if Ethereum’s a security.
*Closing thought: Nothing says ''financial savvy'' like blowing $45M on a party while your NFTs trade for memes.*
KuCoin Plants Its Flag in Bangkok With a Licensed Thai Exchange
Not everyone is thrilled about the spectacle. Democratic Congressman Steve Cohen introduced a mock bill—The HAPPY BIRTHDAY Budget Act—suggesting the government tone down the birthday spending. While largely symbolic, the gesture reflects growing criticism over the cost of public events, especially when the guest of honor is one of crypto’s wealthiest figures.
Trump’s DEEP ties to digital assets signal how far crypto has come—from outsider tech to political power lever. And if the market continues to rebound, his blockchain-backed fortune may grow even more influential in the months ahead.
