401(k) Crypto Access Would Slam-Digitize Bitcoin & Ethereum Into Mainstream Finance, Say Analysts
Wall Street's retirement piggy bank might finally crack open for crypto—and the industry's salivating at the thought.
### The 401(k) Gold Rush
Forget moonboys yelling on Twitter—real institutional adoption starts when your grandma's retirement fund starts allocating to Bitcoin ETFs. Fidelity and BlackRock have been circling like hawks, lobbying for regulatory approval to dump pension cash into digital assets.
### The Compliance Hurdle
SEC Chair Gary Gensler still wakes up in cold sweats about crypto volatility, but the writing's on the blockchain: 78% of Fortune 500 companies now have internal Web3 task forces (because nothing screams 'innovation' like corporate committees).
### The Bottom Line
When boomers start rebalancing portfolios between Tesla stock and Solana staking yields—that's when you'll know crypto truly 'made it.' Just don't tell them about the 80% drawdowns.
