š $TRUMP Token Launches on TRON NetworkāMeme Coin Mania Meets High-Speed Blockchain
The political meme coin circus just got a major infrastructure upgradeā$TRUMP hits the TRON blockchain, trading speed for volatility (and maybe a hint of irony).
TRON's Scalability Play
Justin Sun's high-throughput network swallows another controversial asset whole. Because if there's one thing crypto needs more of, it's politicians-turned-tokens with sub-10ms settlement times.
Liquidity On-Chain
Early trading pairs show the usual 300% APY farmsāperfect for degens who think 'constitutional carry' applies to leveraged yield positions.
Closing Thought
Somewhere in Mar-a-Lago, a gold-plated hardware wallet whispers 'told you so' to an NFT of the 2016 electoral map.
