Trump Makes History: Signs Landmark Crypto Bill Following House Approval
Washington shakes as Trump inks the nation's first major cryptocurrency legislation—Wall Street scrambles to pretend they saw it coming.
The bill's passage marks a tectonic shift for digital assets, granting legitimacy to an industry that's been thriving despite regulatory gray areas.
Market reacts: Bitcoin pumps 5% on the news while traditional finance pundits suddenly remember they 'always believed in blockchain'.
Behind the scenes: Lobbyists from both crypto exchanges and legacy banks claim victory—somehow.
Closing thought: When politicians and bankers finally embrace crypto, maybe it's time to check your cold wallet's security.
