Trump Administration Hammers EU and Mexico with 30% Tariffs—Trade War Escalates
Trade tensions just went nuclear. The Trump administration dropped a 30% tariff bomb on EU and Mexican imports—because nothing says 'diplomacy' like economic shock-and-awe.
Markets brace for collateral damage
Tariffs this steep aren't just taxes—they're economic grenades. Supply chains will scramble, consumers will pay the price, and someone's definitely getting uninvited from the G7 afterparty.
The cynical finance angle
Wall Street's already pricing in the chaos—because nothing makes hedge funds happier than volatility they can bet against. Meanwhile, Main Street gets to enjoy the trickle-down economics of more expensive German cars and Mexican avocados. Bon appétit.
