Trump Media Shakes Up Crypto Markets with Bold ’Blue Chip’ ETF—Featuring Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and XRP
Wall Street’s latest crypto play just got a red-hatted twist. Trump Media files for an ETF targeting Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and XRP—because nothing says 'stable investment' like mixing politics and volatile assets.
The Blue Chip Gambit
Forget gold or Treasury bonds—this ETF pitches crypto as the new 'blue chip.' Never mind that two of its picks were labeled securities by the SEC last year. Audacity? Or just great timing?
The Trump Bump
Expect fireworks as MAGA traders clash with institutional skeptics. The filing drops as Bitcoin flirts with $60K—proving even 2025’s 'mature' market loves a reality TV plotline.
Cynical Take
Finally: an ETF where the prospectus fine print could literally say 'DYOR—unless you trust a guy who bankrupted casinos.'
