UAE Shuts Door on Crypto Golden Visa Rumors—Investors Left Scrambling
Dubai’s golden gates just got a little less shiny for crypto bulls. Authorities slapped down viral claims of a digital asset investor visa program—turns out those ‘life-changing opportunities’ were just another vaporware promise.
The fine print no one read
While speculators were already drafting relocation tweets, regulators clarified there’s no fast-track residency for stacking sats. Another case of crypto hopium outpacing bureaucratic reality.
Tax havens giveth, and taketh away
The UAE’s actual golden visa requirements? Seven-figure traditional investments or Nobel Prize-level achievements. But hey—at least the Lambo dealerships in Duba will still take your BTC.
