Figma Doubles Down on Bitcoin Bet Ahead of NYSE Debut—Here’s Why It Matters

Figma's playing the long game—loading up on BTC just as Wall Street starts flirting with crypto again. Smart hedge or desperate hype? Let’s break it down.

The Bitcoin gambit

While traditional IPOs hemorrhage investor confidence, Figma’s stacking sats like a degen. No official numbers yet, but insiders whisper the design giant’s treasury is looking more like a crypto hedge fund these days.

Wall Street’s awkward crypto dance

NYSE debut plans just got spicier with this move. Classic finance bros will clutch their pearls, but let’s be real—after the last three stablecoin collapses, even Jamie Dimon’s secretly buying dip.

Bottom line: When design software starts outmaneuvering Goldman Sachs on asset allocation, maybe it’s time to rethink your portfolio. Or at least stop laughing at the ‘laser eyes’ Twitter crowd.