eToro Goes Full Degen: Adds 12 New Crypto Tokens for US Traders
Wall Street’s favorite copy-trading platform just upped its crypto game—because nothing says ’bull market’ like doubling down on altcoins.
The Token Dump
eToro’s latest move floods the US market with a dozen new digital assets, because who needs regulatory clarity when you’ve got FOMO?
Cynical Finance Bonus
Because nothing rebuilds trust in crypto like a brokerage best known for meme-stock apes suddenly playing asset roulette with the SEC watching.
