Bitcoin Stalls While Altcoins Surge—Coinbase Investors Hold On Tight
BTC grinds sideways as traders yawn—meanwhile, alts go parabolic. Classic crypto: the ’safe’ asset naps while the degens party.
Coinbase’s stock? A certified rollercoaster. Up 12% on institutional whispers, down 8% when the SEC coughs. Wall Street still can’t decide if crypto’s the future or a felony.
Pro tip: When the alts run, check your FOMO at the door. And maybe remind your portfolio that ’diversification’ isn’t just buying five different dog-themed tokens.
