Michael Burry Doubles Down on Lipstick as Recession Hedge—Because Apparently Makeup Defies Economic Gravity
The Big Short legend just placed a contrarian bet on cosmetics—proving even doomsday investors need a glossy finish.
Forget gold or crypto—Burry’s latest play suggests panic-buying lipstick might be the ultimate ’screw you’ to market downturns. Because nothing says ’financial apocalypse’ like a fresh coat of Ruby Woo.
Bonus cynicism: Wall Street analysts are now backtesting MACD signals against Maybelline sales data.
