Crypto Bulls Charge: CoinDesk 20 Index Jumps 4.5% as Every Asset Goes Green
No red in sight—just a sea of green candles as the CoinDesk 20 posts its strongest rally this month. All 20 assets defied gravity (and a few skeptical hedge fund managers) to lock in gains.
Even the usual laggards joined the party—because when the tide rises, even the dodgy altcoins float. Traders are celebrating while traditional finance pundits scramble to explain how ’unregulated gambling’ keeps printing returns.
Funny how that works.
