BREAKING: 21Shares Dogecoin ETF Lands on DTCC - SEC Greenlight Imminent?

Wall Street's backdoor just swung open for the meme coin that refuses to die.

THE DTCC PLAY

Clearing giant DTCC quietly added 21Shares' Dogecoin ETF to its roster—the same bureaucratic prerequisite that preceded Bitcoin ETF approvals. This isn't just paperwork; it's the institutional on-ramp materializing before our eyes. The system is literally building the plumbing for DOGE to flow into retirement accounts.

THE REGULATORY CALCULUS

SEC Chair Gensler now faces his ultimate hypocrisy test. After rubber-stamping crypto derivatives for years, rejecting a spot Dogecoin ETF would expose the arbitrary nature of entire regulatory framework. They'll approve it because the alternative—explaining why a $30B asset deserves second-class treatment—becomes politically untenable.

THE UNKILLABLE MEME

Dogecoin survives regulatory purgatory, celebrity pump-and-dumps, and its own creator's abandonment. Now it's one signature away from the same legitimacy as Apple stock. The ultimate joke? Wall Street might finally give crypto the last laugh. Just don't expect them to understand the Shiba Inu memes.