đ Ethereum ETFs Explode: $729M Floods In During Historic Second-Biggest Rally
Wall Streetâs crypto fever just hit a new highâand even the suits canât ignore it.
### The Surge Nobody Saw Coming
Ethereum ETFs arenât just ticking upâtheyâre mooning. A staggering $729 million poured in faster than a degenerate trader chasing a 100x leverage play. This isnât a blip; itâs a full-blown institutional stampede.
### Why Traders Are Ditching Gold for Gas Fees
While boomers cling to their precious metals, smart moneyâs betting on smart contracts. The second-biggest inflow day ever? Thatâs not luckâitâs a hedge against the dinosaur economy.
### The Punchline
Letâs be real: half these ETF buyers probably still think 'Ethereum' is a sci-fi metal. But when the numbers talk, Wall Street listensâeven if itâs three years late to the party.
