SpaceX’s Bitcoin Bet Pays Off: $1B+ Holdings Cement Long-Term Crypto Strategy
Elon's rocket money now mooning in crypto.
HODLing to the stars: SpaceX's BTC treasury just blasted past the billion-dollar mark—turns out selling flamethrowers was the side hustle all along.
Diamond rocket hands: While traditional finance still debates 'store of value,' Musk's empire quietly stacks sats like Falcon 9 boosters in a hangar. (Take notes, Wall Street.)
The ultimate hedge: When your interplanetary colonization fund doubles as a top-performing asset, you're either crazy or playing 4D chess. Jury's still out.
Meanwhile, goldbugs weep into their safe deposit boxes.
