🚀 Bitcoin Soars to $123K: 3.5% Surge Sparks Bullish Frenzy | Aug 14 Crypto Wrap-Up

Bitcoin just flexed its muscles—blasting past $123K with a 3.5% daily gain. Traders are scrambling, skeptics are sweating, and your boomer uncle’s gold portfolio just coughed nervously.

Why This Matters: The king of crypto isn’t just climbing—it’s dragging the entire market into bullish territory. Altcoins? They’re either riding the wave or getting left in the dust.

Behind the Numbers: That $123K isn’t just a price—it’s a middle finger to traditional finance’s "slow and steady" mantra. Wall Street analysts are too busy adjusting their spreadsheets to notice the revolution.

What’s Next: Buckle up. This rally smells like FOMO meets institutional money—with a side of "thanks, Fed" for keeping rates low enough to make crypto yields look sane.

*Bonus jab: Meanwhile, your bank’s "high-yield" savings account still pays less than a vending machine’s coin return.