đ¨ US Recession Alarm: 258K Jobs VanishâWill the Fed Slash Rates in September?
The US economy just coughed up 258,000 jobsâand Wall Street's already placing bets on a Fed pivot. September rate cuts? Suddenly looking less like paranoia and more like a trading strategy.
Market pulse: When the jobs report reads like a eulogy, even crypto starts smelling like a 'safe haven.' Funny how that works.
Bonus cynicism: Nothing unites economists faster than a recessionâfinally, something they can all be wrong about together.
