Michael Saylor’s $10B Bitcoin Gamble Pays Off in Q2—Wall Street Left Scratching Heads

MicroStrategy's CEO just schooled traditional finance—again. The company's relentless Bitcoin accumulation strategy delivered a staggering $10 billion net income in Q2 2025, turning crypto skeptics into reluctant spectators.

How a tech CEO outplayed hedge funds at their own game

While Wall Street funds were busy overcomplicating derivatives strategies, Saylor doubled down on the simplest trade: buy and hold. The result? A balance sheet that now looks more like a Bitcoin maximalist's dream than a traditional enterprise.

The institutional FOMO is real—but maybe too late

With corporate treasuries still clinging to outdated bond portfolios, MicroStrategy's crypto-heavy approach continues to outperform 'sophisticated' investment strategies by orders of magnitude. Who needs yield curves when you've got digital scarcity?

One final twist of the knife: all those investment banks charging 2-and-20 for underperformance might want to consider a new line of work.