Trump’s 2025 Tariff Bombshell: 35% Hammer Drops on Canada, 11 Nations in Crosshairs
Trade wars heat up as the Trump administration takes aim—hard. Canada braces for a 35% tariff gut-punch while 11 other nations scramble to dodge the bullet.
Who’s winning? Lawyers and lobbyists, obviously.
The new rates kick in like a merciless algorithm—no negotiation, no mercy. Supply chains scream, markets twitch, and your portfolio just got a volatility enema.
Bonus cynicism: At least tariffs can’t be rug-pulled… unless someone forgets to sign the executive order.