Robinhood’s Q2 Crypto Revenue Soars 98% – Here’s the Fuel Behind the Fire
Robinhood just dropped a bombshell—crypto revenue nearly doubled in Q2. Who saw that coming? (Okay, maybe the degenerates.)
The engine behind the surge:
Retail traders are back—and this time they’re armed with memecoins and leverage. The platform’s zero-fee crypto trades? Basically a neon 'Welcome to Casino' sign.
Wall Street’s awkward shrug:
Traditional finance still pretends not to notice, even as Robinhood quietly eats their lunch. 98% growth doesn’t lie—though their 'risk management' team probably does.
The bottom line:
When the apes win, brokers win harder. Just don’t ask where the revenue’s coming from—some questions are better left unanswered.
