BREAKING: EU Slaps 15% Tariff on US Exports—Trump Trade War Escalates
The transatlantic trade spat just got hotter—Europe fires back with a 15% levy on American goods. Who's really footing the bill? (Spoiler: your portfolio.)
Trade War 2.0: Brussels Plays Hardball
No more posturing—the EU just made its move concrete. That 15% tariff isn't just a number—it's a direct hit to agricultural and tech exports. Supply chains? Already scrambling.
Market Fallout: Short-Term Pain, Long-Term... More Pain?
Futures dipped faster than a politician's approval rating post-scandal. Analysts predict retaliatory measures could trigger inflation spikes—just what the Fed didn't need mid-rate-hike cycle.
Bonus Cynical Take: 'Trade adjustments' are coming—aka your 401(k) is about to get another unrequested 'rebalancing.' Thanks, geopolitics.
