🚨 Ethereum Supply Shock: Bitmine’s $2B Mega-Move Threatens to Drain ETH Liquidity

The crypto markets just got a tremor—and this one's radiating from Bitmine's seismic $2 billion ETH play. Is the second-largest blockchain about to face a liquidity crisis?

The whale move no one saw coming

Institutional accumulation was supposed to be gradual. Then Bitmine dropped the equivalent of a small nation's GDP into Ethereum in what analysts are calling 'the most aggressive smart money positioning since the Merge.'

Supply math that should scare traders

With staking yields already compressing and L2s vacuuming up circulating ETH, this $2B buy could trigger the mother of all supply crunches—the kind that makes CEX order books look like ghost towns.

Meanwhile, Wall Street's still trying to price ETH like a tech stock—bless their spreadsheet-bound hearts.