🚨 CoinDCX Exchange Heist: Hackers Drain $44M in Bold Server Breach

Another day, another crypto exchange learns the hard way that security isn't optional. Hackers just pulled off a $44 million digital heist against India's CoinDCX—proving once again that even the 'safest' vaults have backdoors.

How it went down: Attackers bypassed server defenses like a hot knife through butter, siphoning funds while the exchange slept. No fancy zero-day exploits—just old-fashioned infrastructure gaps exploited with surgical precision.

The aftermath: While CoinDCX scrambles to plug holes, traders are left wondering if their 'self-custody' preaching might've been worth following. (Funny how that works when you're not the one holding the bag.)

Silver lining? The thieves left the office coffee machine untouched. Priorities.

Remember folks: exchanges are just banks with worse PR. And as this $44 million reminder shows—when the music stops, the 'not your keys' crowd always has a chair.