Trump Slaps EU with 15–20% Tariff Bomb—European Exports Brace for Impact
The transatlantic trade war just went nuclear. President Trump’s latest salvo? A 15–20% tariff hammer poised to crush European exports—because nothing says 'diplomacy' like a spreadsheet full of punitive taxes.
Markets React: Euro on Edge
Currency traders are already pricing in the chaos. The euro’s sweating bullets as Germany’s auto giants and France’s luxury conglomerates scramble to absorb costs—or pass them onto consumers already choking on inflation.
Finance Jab of the Day
Wall Street’s response? A collective shrug and another yacht order. Tariffs are just taxes on Main Street disguised as patriotism—but hey, at least someone’s making bank on the volatility.
