🚨 2:30 PM Bombshell: Trump’s GENIUS Act Signed Into Law—But Epstein Files Spark Immediate Backlash

Washington just got whiplash. At 2:30 PM sharp, Trump’s controversial GENIUS Act hit the books—while freshly unsealed Epstein documents sent shockwaves through the corridors of power.

### The Policy Punch

The so-called 'GENIUS Act' slashes regulations for tech startups, with backers claiming it’ll 'unleash American innovation.' Critics see another billionaire tax break wrapped in red, white, and blue.

### The Ghost in the Room

Timing couldn’t be worse. Hours earlier, federal judges released 300+ pages of Epstein-linked flight logs—including several 'mystery passengers' with DC power ties. Cue the frantic PR spin.

### Market Mayhem

SPY futures dipped 0.8% on the news (because nothing says 'stable economy' like mixing policy bombshells with sex-trafficking revelations). Meanwhile, crypto traders piled into privacy coins—Monero up 12% since lunch.

One thing’s clear: When the political class tries to 'fix' things, grab your wallet and count your fingers afterward.