Bitcoin’s Creator Satoshi Nakamoto Cracks Top 11 Billionaires – Without Selling a Single Coin
The pseudonymous Bitcoin inventor just joined the world's elite billionaire club – and Wall Street bankers are choking on their martinis.
How? By doing absolutely nothing.
Satoshi's untouched 1M BTC stash (worth ~$68B at current prices) now outpaces entire hedge fund portfolios. The ultimate HODL pays off as institutional FOMO sends BTC to new highs.
Meanwhile traditional finance 'geniuses' who dismissed crypto scramble to explain how an invisible developer outmaneuvered their entire industry. Bonus irony? Satoshi's wealth is completely illiquid – the ultimate middle finger to legacy finance's obsession with quarterly earnings.
One question remains: When Lambo, Satoshi?
