🚀 Bitcoin Shatters Records: Price Rockets Past $117,000 in Historic Surge

Bitcoin just rewrote the rulebook—again. The original crypto asset punched through the $117,000 ceiling like it was tissue paper, leaving traditional finance clutching its pearls.

The bull run that won’t quit

No halving cycle, no macroeconomic doomscroll, and certainly no 'Bitcoin is dead' headlines could stop this freight train. The ATH isn’t just broken—it’s been atomized.

Wall Street’s FOMO moment

Hedge funds that dismissed crypto as 'rat poison'? Now scrambling to onboard faster than a DeFi degens during a token launch. Meanwhile, retail investors who held through the bear market are quietly sipping champagne—or at least a heavily leveraged mimosa.

Let’s be real: the suits still don’t get it. They’ll keep writing 'bubble' think pieces between secret OTC desk calls. But today? The orange coin laughs last.