Bitcoin’s Evolution: How Crypto Anarchists Won Over Wall Street
From underground forums to Fortune 500 balance sheets—Bitcoin completes its hostile takeover of traditional finance.
The punk rock phase is over
What started as cypherpunk rebellion now moves trillion-dollar markets. Institutional inflows hit $15B last quarter—BlackRock's ETF alone gobbled 250,000 BTC. The very banks Satoshi wanted to disrupt are now stacking sats (between martini lunches, of course).
Trust comes with ticker symbols
Regulated custody solutions and CME futures gave risk managers the paperwork they crave. Pension funds allocate 2% like it's a hedge against fiat—never mind that Bitcoin still swings 10% before breakfast.
The ultimate irony
Goldman Sachs calls it 'digital gold' while anarchists laugh all the way to the (decentralized) bank. The revolution got institutionalized—but at least the suits finally understand proof-of-work.
*Bonus jab*: Wall Street always adopts disruptive tech—right after figuring out how to charge 2-and-20 for it.
