BREAKING: Trump’s ’Big Beautiful Bill’ Clears Congress—Will Elon Musk Throw Down the Gauntlet?
Washington shakes as Trump's landmark legislation gets the green light. Now, all eyes turn to the tech titan—will Musk disrupt, defy, or dive in?
THE BILL THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING
Dubbed 'Big Beautiful' by its architect, this sweeping policy just bulldozed through political gridlock. Crypto markets twitch—volatility incoming.
MUSK'S NEXT MOVE
The Tesla CEO's Twitter feed remains suspiciously quiet. Last time regulators blinked, he sent Dogecoin to the moon. Washington's bracing for impact.
FINANCE'S CYNICAL TAKE
Wall Street's already pricing in the 'Musk Premium'—that magical 23% surge that happens whenever he tweets a meme with dollar signs. Your tax dollars at work, folks.
