Crypto Bloodbath After US Jobs Report—BTC and Ethereum Get Wrecked
Strong US employment data just sucker-punched crypto markets—Bitcoin and ETH tanked hard as traders panicked over potential Fed hawkishness.
Welcome to the casino: Where macro data turns digital gold into lead overnight. The 'uncorrelated asset' narrative? Yeah, that aged like milk.
Silver lining for degenerates? Double-digit dips just mean everything's on sale—until the next CPI print, anyway.
