Michael Saylor Doubles Down: MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin Treasury Swells to 580,250 BTC
Another day, another nine-figure bet on Bitcoin—MicroStrategy just can’t quit its orange-pill addiction.
The corporate hodl parade
CEO Michael Saylor’s latest purchase adds to what’s now a $40B+ position (depending on which way the crypto winds blow today). That’s enough BTC to make even BlackRock’s spot ETF stash look like pocket change.
Wall Street analysts weep into their spreadsheets while the company treats dollar-cost averaging like an extreme sport. ’Liquidity? What liquidity?’—Saylor probably, while wiring another $500M to Coinbase Prime.
Funny how ’risky treasury management’ becomes ’visionary allocation strategy’ when the chart goes right. But hey—at least someone’s putting those zero-interest era war chests to work.
