Hamster Kombat Devs Drop Daily Combo—Just in Time for Weekend Crypto Speculation
Game studio rolls out May 17th update for blockchain brawler, because what better time than during market lulls?
New moveset lands as traders desperately seek distractions from their bleeding portfolios. Combos now hit 17% harder—unlike your altcoin positions.
Pro tip: These digital hamsters probably have better risk management than your average leverage junkie.
