Crypto Defies Logic: Market Rallies Despite Coinbase Breach—Is a Crash Lurking?
Bitcoin shrugs off security fears as traders pile back in—proving once again that crypto markets operate on vibes, not fundamentals.
Here’s why the bulls are charging ahead even after $200M vanished from Coinbase:
- Institutional inflows hit 3-month highs as hedge funds front-run the halving
- Shorts got liquidated after Fed chair Powell winked at stablecoin regulation
- Retail FOMO returns with memecoin volumes doubling overnight
But don’t pop the champagne yet. This is the same market that celebrated Luna’s ’innovative’ death spiral right before it vaporized $40B. When the music stops—and it always does—the exit doors get real narrow.
