Crypto Markets Surge: Bull Run Revival or Pre-Crash Euphoria?

Crypto’s pumping again—BTC flirts with ATHs, altcoins wake up, and everyone’s suddenly a genius. But is this sustainable growth or just another ’buy the rumor, sell the news’ circus?

Here’s what’s moving the needle: Spot ETF inflows hit record highs, BlackRock’s wallet grows fatter by the minute, and even Janet Yellen stopped scowling at charts for five minutes. Meanwhile, leverage ratios scream ’overbought’—because nothing says ’healthy rally’ like 100x Binance futures.

Pro traders whisper about Wyckoff accumulation; retail FOMO-bots ape into Dogwifhat 3.0. The Fed might cut rates, or maybe not—macro doesn’t matter until it does. Remember: Wall Street always front-runs the halving, then dumps bags on TikTok investors.

One cynical truth? The market needs greater fools. Today’s 20% green candles are tomorrow’s ’Why did my portfolio rug?’ Reddit threads. Trade accordingly.