Operation Sindoor Ignites Indian Crypto Rally—Is the FOMC Meeting Next?
India’s crypto markets surge as ’Operation Sindoor’ fuels bullish sentiment—just as global traders brace for the Fed’s next move.
Subheader: The Sindoor Effect
Local investors pile into BTC and ETH after the shadowy market intervention—because nothing says ’healthy financial ecosystem’ like unexplained price pumps.
Subheader: FOMC Shadow Play
All eyes now turn to Powell & Co. Will they kill the buzz with hawkish rhetoric, or let the crypto party rage? Either way, someone’s leveraged position is getting wrecked.
Closing jab: Another day, another ’decentralized’ market dancing to centralized policy whims. Satoshi would be proud.
