Crypto Hackers Strike Gold: Dump $72M in ETH Amid Price Surge
Crypto bandits just pulled off a heist worthy of Wall Street—timing their ETH dump perfectly with the rally.
The Great Ether Exit
While retail traders FOMO into Ethereum’s latest pump, anonymous wallets quietly offloaded $72 million worth—because nothing says 'decentralization' like insiders cashing out first.
Timing Is Everything (For Hackers)
No 52-week highs were harmed in the making of this exit. Just a textbook playbook: steal low, unload high, repeat. Some things never change—whether it’s crypto or traditional finance’s 'smart money.'
The Aftermath
Market shrugs, ETH keeps climbing. Because in crypto-land, even a $72M selloff is just a rounding error on the way to the next ATH. Stay greedy, folks.