š Bitcoin Rockets Past $120K, ETH Eyes $4K as Trumpās EU Tariff Deal Ignites Risk-On Frenzy
Markets go brrr as crypto soars on geopolitical tailwinds
Digital gold smashes records (again)
Bitcoin's parabolic surge continues, blasting through the $120K barrier like a SpaceX rocket. Meanwhile, Ethereum flirts with $4K - because apparently even 'ultrasound money' needs price discovery.
Risk assets party like it's 2021
Trump's latest tariff truce with the EU sends traditional and crypto markets into euphoria. Traders pile into speculative assets, because nothing says 'stable monetary policy' like geopolitical whiplash.
The institutional FOMO is real
Wall Street's latecomers scramble for exposure, proving once again that hedge funds move at the speed of dial-up when it comes to crypto adoption.
As the Fed quietly prints another $20B in the background, one thing's clear: in this economy, digital scarcity beats fairy-tale inflation targets every time.