Ethereum ETFs Smash Records: $8.7B Floods In First Year—$5B in Just Two Weeks
Wall Street’s latest crypto crush just hit hyperdrive. Ethereum ETFs—once the pipe dream of degens—are now vacuuming up institutional cash like a BlackRock-branded Dyson.
The $5B two-week frenzy
Nearly 60% of the total inflows came in a blistering 14-day sprint. Traders piled in like it was a VC presale—except the tokens are SEC-approved this time.
When ‘safe’ assets moon
The $8.7B haul proves even risk-averse money can’t resist crypto’s siren song. Though let’s be real—these are the same funds that’ll panic-sell if ETH dips 5%.
Funny how blockchain purists mocked ‘regulated crypto’… until it became their exit liquidity.