Crypto Crushes Private Equity: $60B Floods Digital Assets in 2025 (JPMorgan Data)
Crypto isn't just back—it's eating traditional finance's lunch. JPMorgan's latest numbers reveal a $60B tidal wave of institutional money rushing into digital assets this year alone.
Wall Street's slow-mo darlings? Left in the dust. Private equity—once the golden child of high-net-worth investors—just got lapped by decentralized tech. Guess those 2-and-20 fees don't look so smart now.
The takeaway? When banks start tracking crypto inflows like baseball stats, the game's already changed. Watch for more suits to 'discover blockchain'—right after their third martini lunch.