Bitcoin Now Rivals Fortune 500 Cash Hoards: 11th Largest US Corporate Treasury Holds BTC
Move over, Apple and Microsoft—Bitcoin's muscling into corporate balance sheets like a digital Godzilla.
The New Cash King?
A single investment strategy now holds the 11th largest corporate cash reserve in America... and it's betting big on orange coin. Forget "T-bills and chill"—this playbook treats BTC like a high-yield savings account.
Wall Street’s Worst Nightmare
While CFOs still stack dollars destined for inflation shredders, this whale quietly built a war chest that rivals Big Tech’s rainy-day funds. Pro tip: their treasury department probably wears laser eyes.
The Punchline
Turns out the real ‘stablecoin’ was the friends we made dodging fiat debasement all along. (Cue Goldman Sachs analysts crying into their 2008-vintage Bordeaux.)