Dogecoin Surges 6% as Bitcoin Eyes $110K: Meme Coin Leads Crypto Rally on Rate-Cut Hype

Dogecoin just mooned harder than Elon's Twitter feed—leading major cryptos with a 6% pump while Bitcoin flirts with $110K. Here's why the clowns are running the circus again.

Rate-cut rumblings send degens into a frenzy

Fresh optimism about Fed easing has traders YOLO-ing back into risk assets. Because clearly, what crypto needed was more cheap money sloshing around like a drunk whale at a Kraken happy hour.

Bitcoin's knocking on six-figure doors

The OG crypto's parabolic move toward $110,000 proves institutional FOMO is alive and well—even if half those 'institutions' are just VC interns trading their lunch money.

Memes lead the charge (again)

DOGE's outperformance confirms crypto's golden rule: fundamentals are for boomers. When the Fed printer goes brrr, the dog with a Shiba Inu face always wins.

Just remember—every rate cut celebration is just pre-gaming for the next 'unexpected' liquidity crisis. The house always wins, but at least we get to ride the rollercoaster first.