Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Bonanza: MicroStrategy Scoops Up 4,980 BTC in One Week—Now Holds 597,325 Coins

MicroStrategy just doubled down on its bitcoin bet—hard. The enterprise software-turned-crypto-giant added another 4,980 BTC to its war chest last week, pushing its total holdings to a staggering 597,325 coins. At today's prices? Let's just say Saylor's poker face is costing Wall Street analysts their sleep.

The Unstoppable Accumulator

While traditional CFOs sweat over balance sheet ratios, Saylor treats treasury management like a Vegas high-roller. The latest purchase—executed while SEC lawyers blinked—proves the company's all-in stance hasn't wavered since its first 2020 bite.

The New Gold Standard?

With nearly 600K BTC now under its belt, MicroStrategy holds roughly 2.85% of all bitcoin that'll ever exist. That's more than some central banks' gold reserves—and arguably more liquid. The move comes as BlackRock's spot ETF approval finally gave institutional investors 'permission' to buy crypto (how quaint).

Love it or hate it, Saylor's strategy keeps rewriting corporate finance playbooks—one satoshi at a time. Just don't ask about the leverage.