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JPMorgan Reports: Bitcoin Miners Smash Records With Stellar Q2 2025 Performance
JPMorgan Reports: Bitcoin Miners Smash Records With Stellar Q2 2025 Performance
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Bitcoin miners are laughing all the way to the (cold storage) bank. JPMorgan just dropped the mic with data showing one of the most profitable quarters in mining history—proving once again that crypto’s pickaxes are sharper than Wall Street’s spreadsheets.
The numbers don’t lie
While traditional finance scrambles to keep up, Bitcoin’s backbone is minting profits like it’s 2021 all over again. No fluff, no hype—just raw hashrate paying off.
Why this matters
Miners aren’t just hodling; they’re printing money while banks still debate whether crypto is ‘real.’ Talk about a plot twist.
One cynical take? JPMorgan’s analysts probably triple-checked these numbers before admitting—grudgingly—that the ‘barbaric relic’ is funding some very modern Lambos.
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