Bitcoin Goes Dark When Markets Bleed—Where’s the Safe Haven Now?
Markets are cratering. Inflation’s gnawing at fiat like termites. Traders are sweating over their altcoin bags. And Bitcoin? Crickets.
The ’digital gold’ narrative isn’t exactly shining when traditional assets tank harder than a crypto exchange’s liquidity pool. Maybe Satoshi forgot to code the ’uncorrelated asset’ feature.
Meanwhile, Wall Street’s usual suspects are pivoting to CBDCs faster than a DeFi exploit drains a protocol—because nothing screams ’financial freedom’ like government-controlled blockchains.
Here’s the brutal truth: Bitcoin doesn’t owe you a hedge. It’s busy being volatile, permissionless, and utterly indifferent to your portfolio. The dark times aren’t coming—they’re here. Adapt or get rekt.