Dogecoin Tanks 10% in Midnight Bloodbath—Meme Coin Fails to Recover
Another night, another crypto casualty. Dogecoin—the internet’s favorite joke-turned-asset—just got mauled by a midnight sell-off, shedding 10% faster than a Shiba Inu chasing a squirrel.
Where’s the floor? Traders are scrambling as DOGE fails to stabilize, proving once again that ’fundamentals’ are optional in the meme economy. Meanwhile, Wall Street analysts nod sagely while adjusting their monocles.
Funny how a currency born from a dog meme still has more resilience than some Fortune 500 CEOs. The market giveth, and the market taketh away—usually at 3 AM.