UNI Takes an 8% Dive—Because Upgrades Always Guarantee Mooning, Right?
Uniswap’s native token defies ’buy the rumor, sell the news’ logic—by doing the exact opposite. The UNI upgrade hype train derails spectacularly as traders flee faster than a DeFi exploit.
Market irony at its finest: a protocol improving its tech triggers a sell-off. Guess ’number go up’ only works when VCs say so.
Silver lining? At least the dump wasn’t paired with another opaque governance vote. Progress!